BigTexas18
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JONES OUT, BULLARD IN!
There's a change down in Dallas. Jerry Jones gets caught up in a huge embezzling scheme, and is going to jail! As part of his punishment, no member of his family is allowed to take over the Dallas Cowboys, so he was forced to sell it. Long time Cowboys fan, Christopher Bullard, has jumped in and bought the Dallas Cowboys, and now owns the most valuable NFL franchise valued at $2.1B. While Jones is packing up, a press conference was held, and C.Bullard wasn't very empathetic. He layed into Jerry saying this should have been done a long time ago. Noting that "the worst thing he ever did was firing Jimmie Johnson. Dallas fans are tired of 8-8 seasons. Behind my leadership I will bring a SuperBowl back to Dallas." He also stated that he had a sit down talk with HC Jason Garett and let him know "he is on a very short leash." As for the questions that Dallas fans have had over the past few years, will Romo stay? Bullard said "Romo is our quarterback, if you put his numbers up against any QB in the league he is a franchise quarterback. He needs better guidance, and I promise to deliver it. Quote me when i say this, Tony Romo will win a Super Bowl with Dallas." The only thing Chris Bullard had left to say to Jerry is "Don't let the door hit you on the way out!"