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Breaking news out of the Vikings camp. Everson Griffen and Danielle Hunter will not start against the Ravens due to unspecified team violations. While not confirmed, it is believed that the 2 superstar defensive ends were under investigation for "pterodactyl" fighting. The social media outrage put enough pressure on the Vikings staff to discipline them the best way they know how, by sitting them. The consensus is that the duo will dress but will only play in emergency situations. With emphasis, Coach Zimmer stated "We will not allow our players to run around harming innocent roosters in their spare time!" The local beat writers simultaneously let out a nervous breath of air as they realized this isn't what they originally thought...
In unrelated news that would normally steal the headlines, Sam Bradford will also be benched in favor of Teddy Bridgewater as he tries to make his way back from what was originally thought to be a career ending leg injury. He will be monitored closely as the Viking's look to avoid disrupting the flow of their fast start.
In unrelated news that would normally steal the headlines, Sam Bradford will also be benched in favor of Teddy Bridgewater as he tries to make his way back from what was originally thought to be a career ending leg injury. He will be monitored closely as the Viking's look to avoid disrupting the flow of their fast start.