The Official Browns Ravens Trash Thread

BigTexas18

BigTexas18

Hall of Famer
Things I Trust More Than A Raven​

  • Tap Water From Mexico
  • A Fart When Fighting The Flu
  • A Pete Carroll Coaching Decision
  • Gas Station Sushi
  • An Elevator Ride With Ray Rice
  • A Loch Ness Monster Sighting
  • A Brian Williams News Report
  • Taking Pills Offered By Bill Cosby
  • A Porcupine With A Pet Me Sign
  • Jerry Jones Draft Pick
  • Michael Jackson's Doctor
  • A Condom Made In China
  • The IRS
  • A Blind Date With A Woman Named Caitlyn
  • Duggar Birth Control Plan
  • The NSA
  • A Pack Of Wild Pitbull's When I'm Wearing Bacon Underwear
  • An Ex That Says, "We Can Still Be Friends!"
  • El Chapo's Prison Guards
  • A Dating Website Profile Picture
  • Paris Hilton Proof Reading A College Thesis
  • The Chicago Cubs Winning The World Series
  • A Prostate Exam From Captain Hook
  • Craft Beer
  • Bank of America's Fine Print
More Things I Trust More Than A Raven
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  • An Ashton Kutcher Movie
  • The Manitowoc County Sheriff Department
  • Johnny Manziel saying, "Just One Beer and We're Gone"
 
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pack1797

pack1797

Moderator
Staff member
There are several reasons why this isn't funny. I'm not gonna search Facebook for a cool list, so I'll just go off the top of my head here.
  1. These are new Ravens. Not old, cheesy Ravens.
  2. Browns suck.
  3. It's unkind not to trust possible family.
  4. The last point is neither confirmed nor denied.
  5. That said, I brought you in this world, I'll take you out.
  6. Johnny Billy Money...what's his name again?
  7. It doesn't matter what his name is.
  8. I'm about as afraid of Brody Sam as I am of a YouTube cat video.
  9. Browns suck
  10. Jim Brown called, he wants the name changed.
  11. You prefer Dix
  12. What can Brown do for you? Still up for debate.
  13. Any luck on those trade block guys? Thought so.
  14. Did the Steelers give your ass back? Cause we have plans for it and our boot.
  15. Those aren't all dog masks in the stands. Some of them are players wives.
  16. Your coach looks like a cue ball on its period.
  17. Browns. At least it's truth in advertising.
  18. Nobody tailgates at your stadium. It's more of a funeral wake.
  19. Knock knock. Who's there? Cleveland sucks.
  20. I hear a whole lot of yappening, not much happening.

See you when we see you.

Blackbirds.
 
BigTexas18

BigTexas18

Hall of Famer
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These shirts will be handed out to everyone in attendance week 14
in Cleveland vs the Ravens​
 
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